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Election day is fast approaching. Us girls are working round the clock and let me tell you, it's hard work. So to speak. And the emails are still pouring in. What we really like about the guys who email us is how politically thoughtful they are as they consider getting a Blowjob For Kerry. Like this one:

"IM totaly down with that. How can i get mine?"

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"Are you serious? I could definitely be persuaded! It'sa unique offer, but I don't uderstand it since Kerry should carry [this state] by 11 points. Do I have to vote, or can I just stay home?

Listen, in this election, no state is safe. Really! I mean, we'd prefer to blow guys from swing states, but it's hard to travel when you're so busy. We're not taking a single vote for granted.