What is Blowjobs For Kerry?

Blowjobs For Kerry is a grass-roots movement designed to entice swing voters and Bush and Nader supporters into the Kerry camp. Since we're hotties, we figured there's no better way to get votes on our side than to provide free blowjobs to Kerry voters! The response has been amazing!

It turns out that most Bush supporters are NOT as die-hard as they thought. Some really great and supportive emails we've gotten:

"Hello, I am a bush fan right now, but with an advertisement such as yours, I would swing my vote in a HEARTBEAT!"
We persuaded an actual Bush voter! See, it doesn't take much work!

"I am very interested in this proposition. I have never voted before, and I have no side on who to vote for in this election."
This is the vaunted and highly sought "swing voter"--the guy who, against all odds, hasn't been paying attention for the past six months, and has no idea about any policies, positions, or maybe even party affiliations. How do you reach these voters? With blowjobs!

"I was a bush supporter in 2000. What do you have to offer to convince me to change? Election day is next tuesday and it is Friday now."
This voter is willing to consider all possibilities right up til the election. Good for him!

"Kerry's a joke. But, since my vote may not count anyway, I would love a bj for the promise of a Kerry vote. I'll even try to prove to you that I did vote for Kerry. Monday works best for me."
Again with the scheduling! Don't these voters know we have our mouths full? Still, it's encouraging to realize that, even without that damn paper trail, the committed citizens of our democracy are willing to try and earn their blowjobs.

"I'm leaning towards a Bush vote but I would like to know more about this offer. When are you available? Where would it take place? I know alot of those Kerry supporters are cuties."
We are indeed! I like that the Bush supporters have noticed our obvious charms.