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"Big Dave" wrote us with this offer:
How about I eat your pussy if you vote for George Bush. I'll eat you till you cum to a mind blowing orgasm. Interested?

Dear Dave,
Deal, if you'll also catch Osama, pay off the largest budget deficit in American history and restore health
insurance to the 5.2 million people who lost it during the last four years. And bring back the 1,123
Americans who died in Iraq. And find the WMDs.
SYKE! You can't buy our vote with sexual favors.
Especially *after* we've given all these blowjobs!